[New-Poetry] Miracles Sonnet

[James Cervantes]

On 1/21/08, Rsgwynn1 at cs.com <Rsgwynn1 at cs.com> wrote:
> In a message dated 1/21/2008 10:17:24 PM Central Standard Time,
> halvard at earthlink.net writes:
>
>
>  Miracles Sonnet
>
>  Frida Kahlo, after a long overland journey, arrives at a conclusion.
>  Frida Kahlo dons a helmet and an asteroid belt and goes to a ball.
>  Frida Kahlo appears to many, despite their rising cost, in corn tortillas.
>
>  Frida Kahlo's success at Sotheby's surpasses all expectations.
>  Frida Kahlo takes Diego to task for leaning much too far to the left.
>  Frida Kahlo takes questions and answers prayers after press conference.
>
>  Frida Kahlo expects nothing less than the best from her admirers.
>  Frida Kahlo rents near side of moon for her newest exhibition.
>  Frida Kahlo overtakes Mount Fuji as world's most famousest icon.
>
>  Frida Kahlo replaces Virgin of Guadalupe as Mexico's most famous icon.
>  Frida Kahlo chosen by Bush to replace Rice as US Secretary of State
>  for remainder of term. Frida Kahlo arrested at MOMA for illegal entry.
>
>  Frida Kahlo enters Guinness World Records as most popular saint's name.
>  Frida Kahlo adopted as mantra by billions of Buddhists worldwide.
>
>
>  Frida Kahlo painted too many pictures of herself but who doesn't.
>  Frida Kahlo should have used a dipilatory on that mustache but who doesn't.
>  Frida Kahlo never went to Rockefeller Center with a pickaxe she should
> have.
>
>  Frida Kahlo was to be played in a film by Madonna why not but well why.
>  Frida Kahlo had bad taste in asshole boyfriends but who hasn't.
>  Frida Kahlo if she had any sensibiltiy would snuff all those candles.
>
>  Frida Kahlo is boring but don't blame her for that she was home-bound.
>  Frida Kahlo is the Georgia O'Keeffe of the post-feminist set in ob/gyns'
> offices.
>  Frida Kahlo should have been Hawaiian she would have been cool in a lei.
>
>  Frida Kahlo should have been Polish that sounds like her surname.
>  Frida Kahlo was probably a dish and she probably knew it so what.
>  Frida Kahlo would have been pleased that Salma Hayek played her in a movie.
>
>  Frida Kahlo deserves better than what we have made of her a silly icon.
>  Frida Kahlo was nicer than you might think if you think at all but you
> don't.
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Frida Kahlo is a two syllable answer to a long question.
Frida Kahlo is confused with Karo syrup by those who don't think.
Frida Kahlo has no faults when screen printed on shopping bags.

Frida Kahlo IS the many Salma Hayeks seen in Mexico.
Frida Kahlo was one of Diego's trophy wives.
Frida Kahlo would never have owned a cell phone.

Frida Kahlo was left out of Nighthawks at the Diner.
Frida Kahlo is a tattoo within a frame, is a shadowbox.
Frida Kahlo probably wore an ankle bracelet.

Frida Kahlo has a fruit diet named after her.
Frida Kahlo is readily available and within budget.

- Jim