[New-Poetry] Humorous

[Elaine Brown]

SO funny it hurts!


On 1/27/07 3:13 PM, "SLIDINGSCA at aol.com" <SLIDINGSCA at aol.com> wrote:

>> 
> My foray into the realm of formalist light verse, which I plan to submit to
> Poetry soon.
>  
> The Other Woman¹s Cunt
>  
> I¹m not jealous; I¹m merely concerned:
> That other woman,
> Who says she¹s thirty-three,
> Who never noticed you before you started seeing me;
> The one who glares at me and smiles at you
> Like an old cat gone in heat?
>  
> It¹s her vagina, dear, you know, that dried up old thing
> She uses for storage space? She¹s got stuff down there, I mean:
> Toilet paper, styptic pencils, chewing gum, receipts,
> Kitty litter, her brother¹s dentures, a bowl of Cream of Wheat,
> A scratch and sniff ad for some very old spice,
> Subways seats (for the disabled),
> A flamethrower, her poetry notebooks, a set of formica tables.
>  
> (Baby, that woman¹s got
> a diner
> in her vagina.)
>  
> She¹s got: 
> Twelve truckers trucking
> Eleven doctors docking
> Ten grocers grossing
> Nine hookers hooking
> Eight fleas a leaping
> Seven lice a laying
> Six scabies scabbing
> Five transexuals
> Four lesbians
> Three old pricks
> Two falling drunks
> And a biker with clap and herpes
>  
> Her vagina is an attic in the summer, a New York studio for rent,
> Her cunt is so oldŠ.
> [HOW OLD IS IT?]
> Sedmentation records of her twat show that ancient, I mean ANCIENT cultures
> live there.
>  
> I¹m not fussy
> But her pussy is messy.
>  
> A cluttered vagina
> Can¹t come to no good.
> A littered-up clitty
> Can¹t do what it should.
>  
> So don¹t eat out, baby---come home.
>  
>  
> Larissa Shmailo slidingsca at aol.com <mailto:slidingsca at aol.com>
> http://www.myspace.com/larissaworld
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> http//:larissashmailo.blogspot.com
> http://www.bigbridge.org/deathlshmailo.htm
> 
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